the infamous research paper

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I'm afraid the time has come to remove this highly amusing and thoroughly inappropriate post. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted...

Hidden Treasure

It has been located.

I thought I had lost it forever, but I was wrong. Some of you may have heard of a certain infamous research paper I wrote long ago. Well, I found it buried in a box in the depths of my basement.

I haven't had time to sit down and read it yet. Once I do, you'll hear all about it...